To have a total fuck up which is compounded by another total fuck up which could have been avoided.
Originates from the time when Simon Le Bon capsized his yacht then realised he didn’t have any Insurance.
Originates from the time when Simon Le Bon capsized his yacht then realised he didn’t have any Insurance.
“See that guy’s house burned down? Daft twat didn’t have any insurance! Proper Simon Le Bon’s yacht that one!”
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