Potato pearls

After you shave your ballsack and it's nice a silky smooth.

Ben: just shaved my nuts
Andrew: let's see thoes potato pearls!

by Nerdytits April 25, 2015

Saucy potato

Shreks favorite food. (Shrek lives as a saucy potato) he loves to sauce his potatoes basically is what Saucy potatoes means. It also helps you sauce yourself and you can squirt the potatoes warm sauce into your mouth and rub it on the inner layer of your pants.

I grabbed the saucy potato and rubbed it all over me and it felt so good. Shrek split open the saucy potato and shreked it. After he shreked it he swallowed it.

by Cornioah July 1, 2015

Potato ribs

Ribs that stick out farther than usual and can look like an extra mini pair of boobs.

"What are those lumps below your chest?"

"Oh those are just my potato ribs"

by noodletown October 28, 2015

mouldy potato

Pussy destroyer ;)

"Man, that guy was a real mouldy potato!"

by sAGO-LYFe March 4, 2016

potato cannon

A helpful utensil used for blowing holes in stuff, yeeting siblings OOOUUUUUUUT OOOOOFF YYEEEEEERR LIIIFE... get Rek-t sibling...

SHUT UP BEFORE I SHOOT U WITH ME POTATO CANNON.

by The Rek-r November 21, 2019

potato tan

When your feet get dirty in low-cut shoes and you take them off and have a dirt tan-line

Timothy took his loafers off and had a potato tan!

by DJWL29 March 30, 2019

street potatoes

Poop left by Crackheads in back alleys & other discreet places.

"Oh shit, I almost stepped in some street potatoes while taking out my trash! The police REALLY need to fix the drug problem in my town!"

by GrinchPIB October 5, 2019