Pee-Oops

When you go to the bathroom to pee but you accidentally poo. It’s a poopsie whoopsie.

Brandy: Where are you going Janean?
Janean enters bathroom

Brandy: Holy shit what is that smell?
Janean comes out of bathroom

Janean: I just went to pee, but pooped and it was a stinkiest pee-oops

by Bdubb8888 June 29, 2020

Pee Stick

How a 2 year old says Penis, Dick, Cock, or Wang.

Timmy: Mama, why do you like to suck on Daddy's pee stick?
Mama: Timmy, you've got a lot to learn.

by RonniesLetsPlays October 20, 2020

Pee yourself

It happens when someone can not hold their pee in any longer and it shoots out inside their clothes, creating a wet spot on their crotch.

Why did you pee yourself? The bathroom's right there!

Kid: Mommy... I peed myself

by Vocabnerd October 29, 2020

No Pee February

This means you can’t pee during February. If you pee you fail.

«Hey i just peed» «So you failed No Pee February»

by ldoe November 2, 2020

Pee Gravity

When you have to pee, the intensity of the need increases exponentially as you get closer to the bathroom.

I was like 2 seconds from opening the bathroom door and the pee gravity almost made me piss myself.

by shayaknyc August 16, 2012

pee block

The inability to urinate in certain situations, also known as shy blatter syndrome.

"Man, I couldn't pee earlier.. The guy in the urinal next to me started making smalltalk about the weather and I totally got pee blocked..."

by Jimbo001 June 29, 2013

Glee Pee

Being so happy/excited you lose control of your bladder and pee on yourself, floors, etc.

When I saw Bug I got so happy I glee peed

by DaisyBugOlive September 8, 2013