Monkey Trumpets

used to express extreme disapointment in a situation...

ted- hey bill did you know our physics final is tomorrow?

bill- Oh monkey trumpets! I forgot!

by -PRIZM- January 18, 2008

web monkey

Overworked web producers who make frequent grammar errors.

Those web monkeys at mlsnet.com are always dangling participles.

by Yizhak Finkelstein January 15, 2009

monkey fetish

Someone who hangs upside down and Jack's off and nuts in their own mouth. Especially at kids playgrounds.

Frank I just saw someone monkey fetishizing at the park.

by Dallas cowboys fuck kids March 9, 2019

monkey style

Rubbing ones genitals in a quick exciting fashion to fruition like a Rhesus monkey. This act would happen several times an hour.

He went to his bedroom and performed monkey style after seeing the lingerie ads for Macy's.

by Jane Goodall April 26, 2003

crap monkey

A reaction of dissatisfaction.

stop being a crap monkey.
or
crap monkies, I can't find my phone.

by Genessa Radke January 28, 2004

Ghetto Monkey

A person who belongs in a ghetto. Exhibits behavior socially related to those of a lower social economic strata. Behaviors are affectations to gain acceptance with other social groups

That girl is such a ghetto monkey.

by thedoodle December 16, 2008

phone monkey

I worker that does nothing all day except fix phone's. A thing that a child could do. A gravy train sort of job.

Receptionist "My phone is broke can some monkey come and fix it?"

phone monkey "It'll be about two days."

Receptionist "Don't worry, some passing five year old sorted it for me"

by Timmeh606 December 2, 2007