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Mask Masochist

An individual or individuals who get pleasure, often sexual, in shaming others for not wearing a cloth cover over their nose and mouth.
On the park trail earlier today, I came across a vitriolic mask masochist named Karen who felt the need to shame me for not being mentally ill like her.
by Mask McMaskerson October 12, 2020
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Mask Troll

Noun: A person who looks hot with their mask on, but when they take it off you realize they are not.

Verb: When a person makes you think they were hot, but you realize they trolled you when they take their mask off.
I was gonna ask Susie to come home with me, but when she took her mask off, I realized she was a mask troll.

I saw this hot girl at the bar, but I realized I got mask trolled when she took off her mask.
by Ruffdaddey1 October 18, 2020
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Tulti Masking

When you are multi tasking during a meeting and someone asks you a question but you are focused elsewhere. Masking is when you fake your answer with a nod or by saying "Im not sure, I will find out"
your boss is in a conversation with a client and looks at you...
Boss: John, what caused the delay last month?
You: (nodding yes, looking up from your smart phone) "yep, but let me confirm it"
Your friend whispers: He's Tulti masking
by MrHealthCareRepair September 7, 2012
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Gas Masking

The Art Of Gas Masking Is Farting In A Hat And Quickly Pulling It Over Someone's Face To Create A "mask" Full Of Raw Natural Ass Gas.
(Work's Best When Victim Is Dazing Off)
"Logan Was Falling Asleep Last Night , So I Had To start Gas Masking Him To Wake Him Up."

"It's A New Form Of The dutch oven"
by superpoopertrooper August 26, 2013
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Upside Down Chair Mask

A sex position only used by the most athletic and gifted individuals. It's when two people preferable a man and a woman have intercourse while the woman is on her head and the man is on top of the woman while she is doing on her head and uses the woman like a pogo stick while quickly inject and ejecting his penile region inside of her cooter. Experts at this sex position can even do tricks while having intercourse such as backhand springs, front tucks, and ariel assaults.
Harold:"Hey, did you hear about what Big Mike did while he was plowing Jenna in the Upside Down Chair Mask yesterday!?"
Langston:"No. what happen?"
Harold:"He flipped her cooter inside out and now it looks like a baseball mitten."
Langston:"His life is sooo bro..."
by Piicasso May 26, 2012
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ski mask mack

(noun) him….. that guy
Yo have you seen ski mask mack he just dropped 50…. Yea bro he really him
by Will Betleheim November 22, 2021
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Dominican Gas Mask

A sexual act in which one person squats over the face of thier partner and seals thier sphincter to thier partners nose or mouth. Once airlocked, the squatter farts and the receiver breathes deep through the offended orifice ensuring a full dose of methane is delivered.
"Dude did you hear Francis got a Dominican gas mask from Cindy?"

"No fuckin way, vile."
by HolyRiot99 May 27, 2023
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