July 16

July 16 is national Getting-Shit-Together day. With this day, you get your shit together and gain as much unholy confidence as possible.

Person 1: *telling the waiter they got the wrong order*

Person 2: this is the first time I've heard you complain about it

Person 1: well it is July 16.

by Cult of Cashmere November 7, 2019

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busted a juli

When you forget something you were about to say in a conversation a n abundant amount of time.

“Anyways bro I-. fuck i forgot what i was gonna say bro”

“Aww shoot you busted a Juli

by @lvmattne ig November 10, 2019

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july 1st

the day all kinnies will die.

i will snipe all of them.
who am i?
:)

person 1: yo what day is it?
person 2: july 1st... wait, didn't you say you kinned komaeda ?
person 1: yeah why?
person 2: im so sorry

by lsdmdnnnjjjs October 16, 2019

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Can be known as a captain save a hoe or bro. Always down for her ppl and can flip just as much shit to anyone as any of the jokesters around. Can also sum up the definition to be as simple as the most realest nd awesomeness friend one can ask for so if you ever meet julie parrish your a lucky fucker

Man i needa find me a julie parrish kinda friend not one these busta ass snohomish county fucks

by Thelilnigga22 October 22, 2017

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anik julie

Trashy weebs

YOU aere such an Anik Juulie?!?!?!?
WhY are you seARchinG FOr anIK jULie ON urban DIctioN??\
Spongebooberu

by SPOngee booberu squaru pantsu May 23, 2017

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julie tea

Julie Tea is the pinnacle of refreshments, a sturdy robust brew, with a full bodied taste and a perfect hue. The Julie Tea is a perfect blend, it should be shared and most certainly is not disagreeable when dunked with a biscuit or two.

That cuppa is a proper Julie Tea..

Ahhhh.. That's a Julie!!

by RON1975 January 6, 2017

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