grass

touch it. now.

a green plant thingy eaten by animals for energy and food. also the bane of every hardcore gamer.

Dude 1: broo stop tryharding at this simple game
Dude 2: L + ratio + wrong + get a job + unfunny + you fell off + never liked you anyway + cope + ur allergic to gluten + don't care + cringe ur a kid + literally shut the fuck up + owned + ur a toddler + reverse double take back + u sleep in a different bedroom from your wife + get rekt + i said it better + u smell + copy + who asked + seethe + ur a coward + stay mad + yo mama
Dude 1: please for the love of god go touch grass now

by ProfessionalDumbass420 April 13, 2022

Touch Grass

A phrase you would say to somebody who has lost touch with reality

Person A: "Bro, look at this picture of Nick Wilde. I'd let him hit any day

Person B: "Touch grass man, god why are you like this."

by GreenPlad April 19, 2022

tall grass

for tall grass hen your short my guys you'll see

When the 2 dwarfs ran through the tall grass they kept laughing because it kept ticklingthere balls

by DwarfPedo November 12, 2020

Grass

Literally the thing that grows on mud.
why the fuck did you search this?

Shitass: 'what's this green stuff on the ground

Bob: 'its grass, shitass.'

by BigAlTheUnit November 28, 2020

Grass

Grass meaning is, that’s crazy, something that is mind boggling

Dude that trick was grass

by Shrimpymilk December 15, 2020

Grass

Grass meaning is, that’s crazy, something that is mind boggling

Dude that trick was grass

by Shrimpymilk December 15, 2020

grass

When grass

Person 1:Yooo
Person 2:grass

by this_isnowtaken January 1, 2021