Fapping

Fapping is 2 words combined.

Yapping and Facting; When you are yapping but you are still spitting facts = fapping

*2 people in an argument*

person 1: How am I wrong? I'm legit fapping in your face!

person 2: I can't take all of this fapping you win...

by lismsosa December 6, 2023

Happy Fap

When you think you’re the first person to be bit by a radioactive spider and then you go kill someone on acid.

Tryna happy fap me spider man?

by EddieBrock5 October 5, 2023

Fap trap

When you make a big donation on a sex livestream and then you get a rap song as your special surprise and the woman squirts her biggest piss fuck when the man giving away the song makes his fucking gambling joke.

Holy fuck I love my fap trap.

by EddieBrock5 October 6, 2023

Fap

Noun; Acronym for FINGERS and PALM. USING. The hand (palm and fingers) to materurbate

To fap, Using his fingers and rosy palm he fapped it out

by AngryCouple13 December 5, 2021

The Fap

The Fap is a common term used amongst cultured men (Men who aren’t we wee fruits) The Fap was established by a “smick” in 2022, when he created “The Fap Bucket Hat”

The Fap don’t fucking strap, FAP team #1

by Commander Keep Her Lit April 27, 2022

Shrodinger's Fap

An allegory for a terrible willy wankin' addiction. At any given point you are either fapping or not fapping. Like you're the cat and fapping is the poison

Paul: "I've been thinking about titties all morning. Man, it feels like at any time I could break down and fap"

Pattrick: "I'd hate to joke about your troubles, but it'd be pretty funny if we called that Shrodinger's Fap"

by Founder of Shrodinger's Fap April 29, 2022

Fap

A term used by Dace Reider to ¨Jerk it¨

Leana left me but I still fapped to her pictures.

by TravisSocks May 5, 2022