bryan (discord 12 year old)

bryan is the name of an individual whom can not read :( when confronted about that issue, he quickly responds with "keep my name out your tax bracket", "you look like a cheese ball", or "kys hoe". we frequently pray for his recovery from whatever he is suffering from.

oh god...bryan (discord 12 year old)is in call

by biggie annihilator October 17, 2022

discord kitten

discord kitten is the romantic partner of a discord mod

also known as underage girls dating old men (possibly for their own benefit)

certified discord kitten uwu

by jolyneMyBeloved October 18, 2022

discord dawg

A web3 degen that spends his entire existence deep in discord channels looking for the next alpha call

“I am a discord dawg by nature”- Shillin Villian

by Airshiptycoon October 19, 2022

discord dawg

A crypto or NFT degen flipper who lives in their moms basement flipping cartoon Jpegs on the internet while scouring discord channel message boards

“I am a discord dawg by nature, bozo”- shillin villian

by Airshiptycoon October 20, 2022

Cheers, the discord team

What the Discord Support bot emails you when you send a request.

Me: I HAVE THIS F*CKING PROBLEM HELP ME OR I WILL SO KILL YOU
Discord Support Bot:

Hi yomama,

We just wanted to confirm that we have received your inquiry (123456789). You put time and effort into contacting us, so our Support Team will make sure we give your inquiry the attention it deserves.

Cheers, the discord team

by Spadon King May 16, 2022

Discord

Hi @Everyone,
New rule (and I can't believe I have to say this) please don't give birth in the voice channel. It makes people very uncomfortable.

Discord is for coomers and edgy 11 year olds

by MittensUB May 20, 2022

discord party mode

discord party mode is discord's 7th birthday update coming with achievements and more

"hey you wanna help me get all the discord party mode achievements?"

by daza1only May 21, 2022