When you’re gf is sleeping, you shave some pubes and then cum between her eyes and layer the pubes in fine fashion as to give her a unibrow, then when she wakes up she’ll be crusty and angry and look like Frida Calo.
by Evanstein99 December 1, 2023
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by victim of s.d.s.r December 12, 2023
Get the Crusty Muffin mug.When your wife doesn't have sex with you. You wait until she falls asleep then you jerk off and nut on her face so when she wakes up her eyelids are crusty and stuck together.
by Brooks19840 December 18, 2023
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Similar to: “crunchy” and “hippie”
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by Nicola1923declaration September 4, 2023
Get the Crusty mug.A common roast mostly used in the Roblox Community. Also used a lot in the common trope 'Roblox Story But the Main Character has a brain'. Also can be extended with other words that rhyme like Ugly, Disgusting, Rusty, and more
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