The crusty Frida

When you’re gf is sleeping, you shave some pubes and then cum between her eyes and layer the pubes in fine fashion as to give her a unibrow, then when she wakes up she’ll be crusty and angry and look like Frida Calo.

She fell asleep and I gave the Crusty Frida for the third time this week and boy, was she crusty.

by Evanstein99 December 1, 2023

Crusty Muffin

A crusty muffin is a slang term for a very unclean vagina. Typically with flakes of crusty skin, dried semen, dried discharge, or any other patina of std origin.

I almost picked up a hooker last night. I saw she had a crusty muffin, so I had to flee.

by victim of s.d.s.r December 12, 2023

Corpus Crusty

When your wife doesn't have sex with you. You wait until she falls asleep then you jerk off and nut on her face so when she wakes up her eyelids are crusty and stuck together.

Woman, either give me sex or im gonna give you a Corpus Crusty.

by Brooks19840 December 18, 2023

crusty torpedo

When using a cum rag inside of a shirt cannon.

Bro shot me with a crusty torpedo in my face.

by JohnnyMaples December 6, 2022

uncle crusty

a roblox troll who likes to lock people inside hotel basements.

“If I go down into your basement, will you pull an Uncle Crusty on me?”

by crusty ahh uncle December 29, 2022

Crusty Raccoon

When your partner is eating your ass and you blow a righteous aroma of shit out and it gives them pink eyes.

“What happened to your face, Steph?”
“My fucking boyfriend gave me a crusty raccoon!”

by Zero_G93 July 8, 2023

Crusty

High as fuck.

"crusty ass n**ga."

by Jolioli01 July 17, 2023