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Austin

With the last name Barela-Hill, he is by-far the worst guy to ever try to date someone. This guy uses his "depression" to guilt trip people into having sex with him! I have proof, dont @ me lmao. And who knew, cheating on your bf with "cheshire_effect" by sexting them is now considered talking about politics with a friend, then confessing your feelings to your bfs best friend is considered "trying to do art" no one believes you lmao.

p.s; try using the uwu pokeball and "they say disneyland is the happiest place on earth, well apparently no one has ______ with you" tactics again.
"Austin is such a bitch"
by lilhoe.net November 26, 2019
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Austin

austin is lowkey gay but denies it
ma mans Austin is gay as hell
ye bro all austins are like that
by jeffreylopez8 November 27, 2019
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Austin

Someone who will touch your 8-year-old sister without permission and will not admit that he did
"Austin, why did you touch my sister?"
by Yousef Elhendy November 28, 2019
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Dave Austin

Owner of Squid Jig brand Egihead and professional Fishing guide and Quite possibly the best fisherman in Australia.
Wow, there’s Dave Austin. I want to go fishing with him
by Egihead February 21, 2019
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Austin Fryer

A cool guy who is probably going to smash your thot and not tell you about it. He is simply a player.
Girl: OMG Austin Fryer is so damn hot!!!!
by im not good at math February 24, 2019
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Austin

An absolute fucking unit. He can bust open a door as fast as he can bust open your mothers pussy. He is usually the center of attention in any room, ranging from a classroom to a strip club. An Austin will most likely be the most THICCEST person you'll ever see. Holy shit I'm getting uncomfortably hard as we speak. It's probably because of all the talk about Austin. He'll be sure to make you cum in a span of 1-2 milliseconds.
"Holy fucking shit...that Austin be THICC"

"I wish I was as hot as that Austin right over there"
by SUCC12568 March 6, 2019
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Austin’s Bars

Hot enough to melt any metal/alloy known to man. Burns bright enough to disintegrate your retinas within a 10 mile radius.
Yoooooo, Austin’s bars are straight HEAT
by Them Niggas March 10, 2019
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