Pick-me Queer

A person in the queer community who is queer but that is it. They are lesbian/gay/bi and use that for attention, having no personality whatsoever.

Friend A: So, you don't like people who are obnoxiously gay?? They are just expressing themselves and embracing their identity!

Friend B:No, that's not it! Love who you want to love, then move on! No one cares! Just stop being a Pick-me Queer!

by anonymous July 3, 2025

Crystal Queer

(Noun) A gritty term for straight men who only gay sex while high on drugs, leaving their wild persona behind but often taking home unwanted souvenirs like STDs from their escapades.

He turns into a crystal queer while partying, living it up until dawn, only to return to reality with a couple of regrets and STDs he picked up along the way.

by gdiz916 July 21, 2025

Worthless Queers

The billionaire class, and all their enablers.

The billionaires and their puppet politicians are actually worthless queers because they're hoarding all of the money and forcing people to pay taxes to fund their subsidies. And just take a look at them and their partners to see very quickly that they're all gay.

by Publius0987 August 4, 2025

Finger Pointing Queers

All of the faggot politicians who refused to take responsibility and who tried to deflect blame while the country turned to shit.

Once they took "The Buck Stops Here" sign down, they turned into a bunch of Finger Pointing Queers.

by Publius0987 August 14, 2025

Incompetent Queer

Someone who only got the job because they are gay and the gay boss likes that. Couldn't do the work for shit.

I wonder if it was Gavin himself or some Incompetent Queer underling who came up with the phrase "Make America Gavin Again". This drivel exemplifies why corruption is a bad thing. We get worse ideas because of it.

by Publius0987 August 26, 2025

Queer Bait

When a male non gay/non homophobic person acts like he is busy or has to either A go home to his girlfriend B doesn't have time to do whatever it is you are asking cause of his girlfriend C he is claiming he is busy with his girlfriend but is just lying

Person 1 - yo bro I just won 2 free tickets at work to test drive any car for 1 hour at the Ford dealer ship wanna join
PERSON 2 - Ahhh shit bro I'd love to but I gotta get home for dinner I'm starving
person 2 is an example of being a "Queer Bait"

by TaintedTaint44 October 14, 2025

Queer cowboy

A facial hair style consisting of a handlebar mustache with a soul patch

I saw a dude out snowmobiling who has a wicked queer cowboy

by Fred Q Smith October 21, 2025