The National Guard

Yeah didn't anyone say anything about Donald Trump sending in the national guard before it happened? Like, the reporting on the protest and the guard happened at the same time.

Hym "I can think about whatever the fuck I want and you are going to get someone's kid murdered if someone doesn't stop you. The National Guard need to start hunting down the freaks doing this to me starting with the new MeidasTouch freaks put them in a gas chamber. And then work their way backwards down the list."

by Hym Iam June 13, 2025

national cum inside me day

on April 3rd 2024 you are legally required to cum inside any and everyone

person 1: what day is it again? i forgot
person 2: today is april 3rd why?
person 1: that means it's national cum inside me day, you know what to do

by exvinity2222 April 2, 2024

National Send Nudes to Guys named Robert and Jacob Day

You have to send nudes to people named Robert and/or Jacob if they ask. Its celebrated world wide everyday.

You have to send me nudes cause it's National Send Nudes to Guys named Robert and Jacob Day.

by THATONEGUY4266 April 3, 2024

National Jorts Day

National Jorts day is April 5th

You: “what Do we wear tomorrow?” (it’s April 4th)
Ms. Farrell: Jorts duh it’s national Jorts day!”

by Ueded April 5, 2024

National Whimper Audio Day

On April 11th, You can get your partner partner to make a whimper audio for you.

hey, tomorrow you have to make a whimper audio for me! It’s national whimper audio day

by poopwoopydoopy April 5, 2024

April 8th National Fuck day

April 8th is national Fuck someone day, go to ur bf or gf and go fuck em'

its April 8th National Fuck day lets fuck
Yes

by Pixelated_binary97 April 5, 2024

National bulge pic day

Send Pics to your friends of your bulge on April 5

Bulge - Imprint of your dick in your underwear

National bulge pic day

by Tyrone8864 April 5, 2024