Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard

Male Domestic Short Hair Mix Cat

Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard

by Dave The Magical Cheese August 5, 2024

Wizard

a person who unsuccessfully attempts sexual assault with their fingers.
MUST have a side part and glasses (bonus points for being chubby)

“watch out its wizard!!” jack says, terrified
“IM CLENCHING MY CHEEKS” dylan shudders as the wizard walks past

by jssomeone April 1, 2025

Corn wizard

Those who are disingenuously self proclamedly based

Garett Carmel is such a corn wizard name

by ifadickwasmine April 1, 2025

Math Wizard

Passing a Math Exam/ Class without knowing how to do math.

Every math wizard needs a Hot/ Talented Brunette who works in mysterious ways.

That kid is a math wizard, he got a 100 on the test but I saw his worksheet and he couldn’t do basic division.

by B 0 B April 9, 2025

Dirt Wizard

Long haired dudes into stoner metal who have an interest in choppers and vans. Tattoos typical, a job in the service industry common.

Man, Billy is becoming such a dirt wizard.

by Becky Black April 26, 2025

Grand Wizard

A guy at your school called Bennett. hes racist, antisemitic, homophobic, and a chill guy. Hes also gay asf.

“Yo Grand Wizard just asked me out, hes so gay for me”
“You talking about Bennett?”
“Yeah”

by freakybraybray May 2, 2025

ice wizard

ice wizard is something/someone very cool. ice wizard is one of the best things ever made. ice wizard is something that everyone loves and cares about. ice wizard hates fire wizard though and will hate you if you like fire wizard

ice wizard is the best thing ever

by The Ice Wizard November 21, 2023