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Vanilla blush kink

When someone—usually a woman—appears sweet, innocent, or traditionally “vanilla,” but surprises others (especially men) with an unexpectedly advanced or intense level of sexual experience. It often catches partners off-guard, causing discomfort, arousal, or insecurity when they realize she’s done things they’ve only fantasized about.
Nothing gets me wetter than watching a vanilla guy squirm when I casually drop a story about threesomes , wax, or group play. My vanilla blush kink turns me on when vanilla men blush over my sexual experience.
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Vanilla Cone

When a chick creams on your dick, causing it to look like a vanilla ice cream cone
“Dude this chick gave me a crazy vanilla cone last night, totally calling her back”
by Realshi19 April 9, 2025
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Corrupting vanillas

When you take an innocent, monogamous, kink-free civilian and slowly (or not-so-slowly) introduce them to the dark arts of threesomes, bondage, dirty talk, and the glorious chaos of the non-vanilla lifestyle. Suddenly they’re asking what a safe word is and showing up to brunch with hickeys in suspicious places.
I let him tie me up one time and now he’s reading kink blogs at work. I’ve officially started corrupting vanillas.
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VANILLA EATER

yo tyrone u a vanilla eater bro
by Himothy Timothy May 25, 2025
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Vanilla Back

nick name for White honky, cracker, slave owner, either legally or illegally in the country. Originated in the mountains of Caucasus.
Go back to where you came from stupid inbreed vanilla back.
by Blue parakeet June 10, 2025
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Vanilla gift card

Trash gift card that are sold by the scammers called "vanilla", You can't use them on eBay and other online retailers for "security reasons" which is an absolute shitty lie. Sometimes the card refuses to work because someone hacked it and drained it immediately after purchase.
by ekxer3 November 25, 2023
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Vanilla gorilla

The biggest whitest friend in your group who's also the strongest.
Dude, did you see tony throw that fucking washing machine onto that crackhead?

Yeah bro, he's a vanilla gorilla
by Ttess1 December 10, 2023
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