national broken table appreciation day

its self explanatory. its national broken table day 🤷🏼

"Bro did you hear, today is National Broken Table Appreciation Day!"

by Stacy McKeen March 9, 2020

Reopen table

Is making an online table reservation at a restaurant that is about to reopen post the Coronavirus outbreak.

We made a" Reopen table" reservation for 4 at the best Steakhouse on The "Charm'tastic Mile".

by Dunkadelic Era April 28, 2020

Round Table

A chain of pizza parlors with numerous locations in Alaska,Arizona, California, Hawaii, Nevada, Oregon, and Washington.

"You've lived here 4 months already...and still haven't been to Round Table?!"
"Yeah...so? Pizza isn't really my favorite."
"Fuck you."
"No, fuck you!"

by CBinion91 May 18, 2020

Table Abuser

A person who abuses their table. I am talking to you Robert. Yeah you you monster. #TableLivesMatter

Robert W. Coomer is a confirmed pedophile and table abuser. That's why we burned his house down.

by Rufus Redneck August 1, 2020

Table biter

A person whom when they laugh they look like they are trying to bite the table.

She is such a table biter🙄

by Jonathanmcbonathan June 7, 2020

Data table

Data table data table data table data table data table data table
By far superior to every other way to collect data.

Person#1: "Hey, we should make a spreadsheet from all this data."
Person#2: "Why would we waste the opportunity to make a data table?"

by Greeeen June 8, 2020

Data table

Data table data table data table data table data table data table
By far superior to every other way to collect data.

Person#1: "Hey, we should make a spreadsheet from all this data."
Person#2: "Why would we waste the opportunity to make a data table?"

by Greeeen June 8, 2020