Lil pud

A lil pud is a rare find, typically big built, always wrapped in supreme or off white and will have a story about everything and will be able to bs out of any situation thinkable, you will know if he’s a true pud if he calls his piece big dwayne/Pringle can/flaccid wii remote/first 12 inches of a lamppost/tree trunk or anything else that pops into his mind at that moment. Truth be told the sheer size and dimensions are something that would make a Pringle can look small, his penis will 100% be bigger than his legs and consequently he will have to roll and tuck it to fit into his xl supreme boxers

I’ve just met a lil pud in Lordy and jesus it’s true what they say, could see the bulge in his skinny black supreme jeans from across the room

by Lilpumper6969 September 21, 2020

Pud

(Noun) - A useless sack of human meat, i.e., a pointless, annoying person

Dude, that guy is such a pud. Like, what is he even doing? He does absolutely nothing.

by Pettywise November 4, 2020

Pud Bumping

When 2 men thrust flaccid penis' to each other.

Hey Mike, do you wanna go hunting? Sure Charlie, I would love to go Pud Bumping!

by Bug Tudley November 7, 2020

mud pud

A sloppy, loose, floppy, stinky pussy

Natalie has the biggest mud pud ever...

by Mrsoliz October 19, 2017

Mud Pud

Traditional southern US dish, usually prepared by rural inhabitants. Consists of throwing up the previous day's dinner into a pot, adding tabasco and letting simmer for 40-50 minutes.

"Kids, the winter's been rough. Looks like we'll be living on Mud Pud for a while".

by mudpudman666 March 25, 2017

Puddinged

The act of giving and/or getting pudding.

For all your hard work, you're all being puddinged!

by Mr. Pudding April 17, 2017

Bread pudding

A dessert item that you must be a frequent flyer/extended stay homeowner in a local county jail or state corrections facility to enjoy . contains bread and pudding products ground up together arranged in a more appealing fasion .

Also used as currency, projectile/weopon and or gambling payment

I slapped that bitch wit my bread pudding;

Bitch you owe me 2 bread puddings ;
You gon have to pay 3 bread puddings for that

by BreezyS36408 April 20, 2017