mud wheel

An autoerotic masturbatory position where you shit in your hand, then eat the feces off your dick while fellating yourself

Brandon thanks his weekly Yoga classes for enabling him to mud wheel

by boss_baby2010 November 18, 2021

mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.

“May we all be mud monsters.”

by drunkhalloween September 18, 2021

Mud asser

The term Mud asser originates from the name Mudacer. It's most likely to be the name of an extremely obese Afghan guy who does art. He rarely takes showers and smells like piss mixed with sweat. He does not wipe his ass, hence the name "Mud asser".

Guy 1: You're such a mud asser!
Guy 2: But I wipe my ass!

by MeatiestOfMeat August 31, 2021

Mud crack

Poop that is left in someone’s butt cheeks from not wiping after going to the bathroom.

“Why did he just leave himself with a mud crack like that?

by millczarr June 19, 2021

Mud-twat

One's anus.

I'm gonna kick you in your mud-twat.

I shouldn't have eaten that KFC. My mud-twat's out of whack.

by Whitey May 24, 2004

mud maker

When white people have children with blacks and they come out looking like mud

"Did you see that white woman's kid? They were black! She's a god damn mud maker!"

by Cunninghamolga March 14, 2023

mud man

a derogatory word towards the minority race of a nigger

"Look daddy theres a great big mud man!!!"

"daddy there is a mud man in the bath room who tried to play a game of butt darts with me, his name was bubba."

by tyler boyles October 22, 2006