Lay Wood

To penetrate a woman via sexual intercourse

Duffer: I'm gonna lay wood tonight for sure. Colleen so wants me, dude.

by TuAnon February 21, 2024

lay one on you

To fuck someone there and there

“I was going to lay one on you tonight”
“you should of!!”

by 023701 March 2, 2024

Otb lay dung

The art of taking a shit....

Jack was on the bog... door open... laying dung.... bekah could hear his big plops from the kitchen ... otb lay dung

by Swooshbeast March 16, 2024

Lay them the whale shit

To tell it how it is. To lay down the rules.

It’s the first day of kindergarten so I had to tell my students how it is and lay them the whale shit.

by Carbonnegative March 17, 2024

Lay your lips upon my ass.

This is a more posh and refined way to say "kiss my ass". It is quite a way to win an argument.

"I will say whatever I want whenever I want. However, I want and if you got a problem with that, then you can lay your lips upon my ass."

by Yeag3300 March 18, 2024

lays

Bag of flavoured air.

dude 1: IM CHOKING
dude 2: i got lays dont worry
dude 1: thanks bro

by easasa July 26, 2022

Lays

Better than Julia Levine

“Julia levine is irrelevant while lays is slaying, not an opinion a FACT”

by mMailalrjejs July 27, 2022