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Kellie

Kellie is the most trustworthy person you will ever meet, all you secrets are safe with her. She beautiful beyond compare and for some unknown reason, has a thing for short guys. She can serious or fun, she can be wierd or normal, but most of all, she can be anybody's best friend. She is totally ablivious when a guy is flirting with her and will deny it if you point it out. She will never want to hurt anyone and if you mess with her will just walk away, but her best friend won't and will probably kick your ass.
Dan, Kellie is so hot

Yeah, that girl called her ugly out of jealousy

Oh shit, here comes MK
(PUNCH, PUNCH, KICK, SLAP)
by Kellie's BFF December 14, 2019
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Kelly Blew Book

Da official yearly "what it's typically worth" manual stating da average retail value of fellatio performed by women of different ages, body-types, and nationalities.
Anyone who arbitrarily repeats facts from da Kelly BLEW Book can so totally "BLOW it out his ear" --- each individual lady is different, and her capability and satisfaction have nothing whatever to do with her age, build, or nationality; it comes down to the level of "experience" she has, what her lips and tongue are like, how favorably she feels towards you, etc.
by QuacksO January 1, 2020
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Kelly

What my E.L.A. teacher calls me (because my first name starts with a K and my last name has "elly" in it) even though my name is literally Katie
"Hey, Kelly, did you submit your essay."
by ewlbjgm w'qg2p January 6, 2020
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Kelly

The only true love I've met in my life.You may never know how much I love and what you mean to me but I'll always wait for u...
Kelly I fkin love you...
by ItzMikeyyy January 14, 2020
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Kelly

A Kelly is a man who is amazing at everything. He loves to travel and explore. He is a guy you cant lose and he is awesome. He is a father. But, he is amazing at it. And he is the best role model anyone could look up too. He feels like he's nothing to no one, but really everyone loves him for who he is.
Kelly your so cool!
by Buckets_35 January 31, 2020
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kelly rutherford

hottest blondie ever. knows what the fuck to say for your heart to feel whole again.
by itsflo April 18, 2020
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Lewis Kelly

A sad boy who sings sad songs but is really good at it. Lewis Kellys are also popular among the Swedish demographic as well. Everybody needs to listen to a Lewis Kelly every once and a while.
Man, that's such a soulful, sad song it reminds me of that of a Lewis Kelly
by grizzlybearloverrr April 27, 2020
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