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Touch grass

An insult telling the subject to hang him self until the feet touch the grass. The etymology is from the country and western song, Green, Green Grass of Home
His comment on Reddit bothered me and so rather than make a reasoned comment, I told him to touch grass.
by GG1000 April 9, 2022
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touch it. now.

a green plant thingy eaten by animals for energy and food. also the bane of every hardcore gamer.
Dude 1: broo stop tryharding at this simple game
Dude 2: L + ratio + wrong + get a job + unfunny + you fell off + never liked you anyway + cope + ur allergic to gluten + don't care + cringe ur a kid + literally shut the fuck up + owned + ur a toddler + reverse double take back + u sleep in a different bedroom from your wife + get rekt + i said it better + u smell + copy + who asked + seethe + ur a coward + stay mad + yo mama
Dude 1: please for the love of god go touch grass now
by ProfessionalDumbass420 April 13, 2022
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Touch Grass

A phrase you would say to somebody who has lost touch with reality
Person A: "Bro, look at this picture of Nick Wilde. I'd let him hit any day

Person B: "Touch grass man, god why are you like this."
by GreenPlad April 19, 2022
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What is grass?
no but like actually what is grass
by signitiefucker69 February 16, 2022
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The green stuff on the ground ; something people on Rule 34 have no idea exists
Look at that grass it’s beao
by UltraIsaiahEverything February 17, 2022
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The green thing on the floor. Something that George’s have none of.
George has no grass and is wasting his life.
by The window guy February 18, 2022
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The green stuff you see outside but you wouldn't know, stop playing Minecraft...
Kai:Whats grass?
Jenny:Kai, go the fuck outside
by F0XMCEDU February 24, 2022
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