Goggle Head

Someone who actively uses an Apple Vision Pro headset in their home or in public.

You know the new guy, Mark? I heard he's a Goggle Head. Just walks around his house with that thing on his head flailing his arms around. I hope he finds the help he needs.

by airfryer2020 June 5, 2023

homer goggles

Term used in sports debates and banter when someone is clearly biased towards their own team and doesn’t even realize it.

Take off your homer goggles and you will see that your team hasn’t done that well this year! Quit making excuses.

by Shock Smoove February 14, 2023

Arab eye goggles

The act of placing each of one's balls over someone's eyes, making sure to get each ball on on an individual eye.

Last night I gave her the old Arab eye goggles before blasting off.

by Eaglebones666 October 25, 2023

Webb Goggles

Similar to the beer goggles effect, a person which one would not find typically attractive is seen as attractive. This effect is a cause of the Webb School bubble, where a lesser amount of typically attractive people exist. Another factor included is the envelopment of academia connected to a decline in one's social life. many will date people they would never even think about looking at in a normal setting due to the incredibly depressing lack of options

you must be off the geek bar the way you tryna pull that level 13 uggo right there

mb cuh i was tweaking off the Webb Goggles

by lil consent January 22, 2024

treatment goggles

when youve had a lack of options of who to sex by being in residential treatment so long that your standards drop to unholy levels. that 5/10 you wouldve never considered now becomes much more attractive. post nut clarity hits hard with these people

"bro, did you really get with Becky??? She's literally chopped."
"man, give it 3 months and you'll also develop treatment goggles."

by skeleboner42 January 28, 2024

Field Goggles

A term used by enlisted in the military: When a Soldier/Marine (normally E4 and below) has been in the field for so long that every female they see appears attractive to them.

Pvt Piles: “Man have you seen Specialist Jones???… I never realized how hot she is until now.”
Pfc Brown: “No way bro you need to take off your field goggles.”

by Y-U-Doo-Dat?23 May 7, 2023

goggles coroika

The ridiculously stupid main character of Coroika (aka the Splatoon manga). He pantses people (most commonly Rider) for some codforsaken reason and consumes pickled plums. On the ridiculous Team Blue who always wins.

Some people belive he doesn't deserve his plot armor.

Diver: "Why didn't you invite Goggles to the party?"
Aloha: "He would pants EVERYONE."
Diver: "Yeah,"

Someone: "Goggles coroika is stupid."

by your_enby.frenemy November 26, 2023