Smeli Eli

A horizontally challenged plus sized blob of meat who looks at Quora, Fandom, Wikipedia and War thunder porn all the time. He has been smoking for 60 years. Also showers once a year.

A🍪🎮: Is that the guy from fortnite???
B: No, the guy from fortnite actually showers. That is smeli eli.

by xX_BlackPeopleAreInferior_69Xx May 6, 2024

Eli Kopter

The sneaky Mossad agent!!

Did you hear? Eli Kopter was behind the helicopter crash!

by ProudZionist May 28, 2024

Eli Niggafart Morgan

cums on me alot, and jerks my meat, and nigs me all the niggy nig, And also he is a Kool Kids Klub kkk for short, he is a member for the kkk, and loves to eat meat, especially my meat, and hes a nigger,

and nigs

"HEY ELI NIGGAFART MORGAN YOUR A DIRTY COTTON PICKER"

yessir daddy can i suck you off too?

"BET NIGGA"

by schliggagigganigga May 29, 2024

Elis

A girl who is sexy ahusharmuta. will not hesitate to fuck your mom (twice) and you'll let her. Anybody wants to be an Elis.

Dude 1: Dude, Elis just fucked my mom.
Dude 2: Lucky.

by not elis November 21, 2021

Johan eli

Johan Eli is a very beautiful name . Mostly used in the Faroe Islands. Not many people are named Johan Eli. It’s special and charming. Johan Eli loves to help others and to make other people laugh. Johan Eli will do everything for his family and other’s he loves

Johan eli is very dedicated, strong, handsome, funny, loving and full of energy. Always ready to go on a spontanious adventure

by Vouli November 21, 2021

elie

Elie is a man that has a huge, throbbing, massive horse cock and he’s really hot too

Omg! he has an elie-sized cock! He’s so hot!

by definitely not named élie November 21, 2021

Eli

Eli is a funny and humorous guy. He has a pretty Average height, darkly colored hair, brown eyes and a medium completion. To be friends with him you have to be patient and not take things to seriously or else you will get very annoyed with him. The friendship is frustrating at first but gets easier with time. He’s there for you and will make you laugh when you least expect it. He will encourage you and tell you your amazing in every way. As a lover, he’s very shy and likes to joke around a lot, a little dirty minded to :))

“I can always trust Eli.”
“Yea, he’s a great friend”

by LookAtLittleTimtim November 21, 2021