Following Jesus’ birth, the vile Ricardo Da Stinki decided to attempt to poison the young infants mind using a substance known as “gas”. Safari Al caught word of this, and decided to send his prophets HuvvyPatty and Ogindu Vogindu to battle Ricardo. They finally found Ricardo in a town called Bethlehem and the battle ensued. Rather quickly though, Ricardo was defeated and had to retreat without Jesus...
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