under audit

Refusing to answer a question or share information in an attempt to hide self-incriminating info.

I can’t release my tax returns because I’m under audit.

by EmperorHasNoClothes September 27, 2020

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under gas

Under the influence ; drunk, high, or both.

I was a bit under gas last night and ended up fighting.

by mauzer48 November 1, 2020

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legs under the table

An ancient italian phrase developed to confuse chinese adversaries in gastronomic battle, particularly when said by men to women.

CF: Lunch?

IM: What time were you guys thinking? Legs under the table?
CF: Huh?

by a18n October 10, 2020

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The crusty film that forms made of sweat that collects under a breast, usually a large breasted girl, or woman.. or anyone who has breasts large or saggy enough to cause and form pockets, if its large enough to hide items, its large enough to collect dirt sweat lint and small creatures. Liken it to swamp ass or belly button lint..

Dude, she flashed us and under flap fell out.

Much to his surprise and horror when he got done licking there, there was some under flap stuck in his teeth

by SLAA addict July 12, 2012

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Under Bacon

slang for vagina

Guy 1: "Hey so how was your date guy 2?"

Guy 2: "Pretty boring until near the end of the movie when i got a big helping of under bacon"

Guy 1: "She put out on the first date?! You lucky bastard!"

by Tree Dolphin August 5, 2012

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