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Take it to Maury.

When lifes troubles come i whether it be battling with your sexuality, or simple maternity test. Just go and watch Maury, he make life a little better.
Thing 1: I need help with my math homework.
Thing 2: Here take it to Maury.
by T.H.O.T Conscious1185 March 11, 2019
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Taking a H

Taking a H is when someone says they "hate" you.
Jake: Your mom is gay
Me: I hate you Jake
Jake just took a H
Jake 2 hours later: It's hard taking a H
by QUinn YodEr December 14, 2018
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Taking a Linda

Take a Linda. (Verb)
To profusely shit from a prolapsed and gaping asshole all while eating a bowl of yogurt topped with dehydrated fruit and granola. Helps to clomplete the action if checkung e-mail or snail mail.
She's been in the bathroom for over an hour! Is she taking a Linda?
by WilsonWhisp June 13, 2018
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Taking the Mickey

Irish slang

Taking the mickey out of someone.
To tease, make fun of someone, fooling someone, Almost always meant in a light-hearted way.

"Taking the piss" means pretty much exactly the same thing.
"Take the mick" variant, is more often used in the UK.
"Ah sure, I'm only taking the Mickey. I wasn't serious."

"What? Please tell me you're only taking the mickey?"
by Aingeal1 June 14, 2018
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Take a break

Man I'm tired

Take a break. Take a kit kat bar
by I_am_your_gay_mom February 13, 2019
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Take a break!

The thing that Eliza told Alexander to do but he didnt listen.

Well he never gon' be president now
Eliza: Take a break! and get away run away with us for the summer let's go upstate!

Alex: Um no

Also Alex: THE REYNOLDS PAMPHLET
by KawaiiWolfAnime July 18, 2019
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Taking ropes

When a guy is shooting his cum load all over a woman.
"I heard you like taking ropes."
"I do, but not cum in my hair
by Eggnerd November 11, 2019
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