Intention Switching

Lying about previous intentions to try and seem more innocent in a current situation.

“I wasn’t trying to call them a slut, I swear!”
“Benjamin Franklin Debrosse Michelangelo Zée Smith Johnson! You posted 5 xeets about her fuck’n 100 men! Don’t start that intention switching, now!”

by NERASER June 4, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>xWwWhen you get bored with one you can switch to the other..x.<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>xWwWhen you get bored with one you can switch to the other..x.<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>xWwWhen you get bored with one you can switch to the other..x.<.7.9.7.6.>

by GetThemOutOfYOurLife June 11, 2025

bungle switch

A term used for black people but you can't act like it's for black people okay? It's just a bungle switch aight...

I just saw a bungle switch and he practically robbed me. (He walked past me, that's it.)

by Wut_is_ligma? April 2, 2024

Pink N Switch

When, in a football game/bedroom/house of horrors you slip a pinky in their asshole and you can see an audibly sigh of enjoyment and then you immediately switch in the thumb, right to the back half. At this point there is either an added level of enjoyment, or more likely pain.

You should have seen me last night. I did the old pink n switch and she fucken dropped to the ground in a puddle of blood and shit. It was a fucken classic!

by Therterkerjerbs April 11, 2024

Schwillard Switch

Saying you’re going to do (or quit doing) something but then quickly changing your mind when realizing the task requires effort or sacrifice.

Dallon: “I thought Zac quit drinking for good, why does his location show him at twin peaks?”
John: “Looks like that addict pulled a classic Schwillard Switch”

by ToiletBehindDumpster April 27, 2024

Up the switch

A term referring to pulling a Glock (Or pistol) from your waistband, modified with an Auto sear as seen in examples I.e. mounted on the back plate of a Glock.

This term can be loosely applied to rifles as-well.

"Boy I'm really bout to up the switch on yo lame ass"

"Nigga you better get your crazy talking ass outta here before i up the switch on you"

by That Dictionary Dude May 19, 2024

Switch

When you switch phone numbers with someone’s mom so you can get her phone number and switch the numbers back to normal only to call that persons mom and ask her how to stroke yourself so good to the point where not only cum,urine also comes out of your schlunga-bunga

Person one:Yo can we switch?
Person two:AYO
Person one:WAIT NO NOT THAT ONE-

by Paxso-Africano February 17, 2024