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Maryland Cock Sucker

The act of a woman (*or a man if you’re into that shit*) taking raw crabmeat and old bay and massaging a man’s penis with his/her hands while sucking said dick.
Man: y’all hear about Bobbie’s wife?
Man 2: no, what about her?
Man: he got a good ole Maryland Cock Sucker last night.
by thatmffromMD August 26, 2023
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Clout Sucker

A person, more commonly a youtuber, who sucks clout out of a certain thing like a mosquito.
Youtuber: "Why am i getting not so many views i have depression, ADHD, anxiety and ligma! I need views!!!"
Random 13 year old from Canada: "Maybe if you didnt suck clout out of depression you would get views, and if you made better videos. You are like a mosquito you are a Clout Sucker"
by Bertushka620 September 4, 2023
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Dunkin' Dick Sucker

That one bitch that tries to suck off your boyfriend in the bathroom of a Dunkin' Dounuts
Sara: My Boyfriend's ex was a total Dunkin' dick sucker
by Moneyballbag September 19, 2023
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the females in armed forces who are neither qualified nor having the academic skills it takes. Hence wielding their beauty, rich connectivity and sexual tricks to hold onto the job.
Hope you saw those UJDS=uniform jobs dick suckers sent to set you up.
by Bomis Bakre Bamidele October 3, 2023
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Chin Sucker

An insult for bad kissers.
Generic white girl: kissing generic white boy was so romantic!
Generic white friend: shut up, you're such a goddamn chin sucker.
by Llama66 October 16, 2019
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Toe Sucker

“kade you’re such a toe sucker”
Andrew stop sucking Kade’s toes”
by yourmommqdotcomma October 18, 2019
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Dildo sucker

'Ugh derick is such a dildo sucker' says marcus 'I know right, he definitely sucks medium-rare dildos' says swaneeet
by Hairy vagina face October 18, 2019
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