Schwillard Switch

Saying you’re going to do (or quit doing) something but then quickly changing your mind when realizing the task requires effort or sacrifice.

Dallon: “I thought Zac quit drinking for good, why does his location show him at twin peaks?”
John: “Looks like that addict pulled a classic Schwillard Switch”

by ToiletBehindDumpster April 27, 2024

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Up the switch

A term referring to pulling a Glock (Or pistol) from your waistband, modified with an Auto sear as seen in examples I.e. mounted on the back plate of a Glock.

This term can be loosely applied to rifles as-well.

"Boy I'm really bout to up the switch on yo lame ass"

"Nigga you better get your crazy talking ass outta here before i up the switch on you"

by That Dictionary Dude May 19, 2024

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Oklahoma Switch

The act of chugging and passing a bottle of whiskey between two people while others chant Oklahoma Switch.

Two college students performed an Oklahoma Switch at the football tailgate.

by Hawkstetter December 4, 2021

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Switch

When you switch phone numbers with someone’s mom so you can get her phone number and switch the numbers back to normal only to call that persons mom and ask her how to stroke yourself so good to the point where not only cum,urine also comes out of your schlunga-bunga

Person one:Yo can we switch?
Person two:AYO
Person one:WAIT NO NOT THAT ONE-

by Paxso-Africano February 17, 2024

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