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Soggy Goobic

A man named Guzik or a personnel of Guiziks size ( 5’ 4” 200-300lbs ) lays on the ground with their shirt up/ stomach exposed. Meanwhile a group of 3 or more men race to ejaculate on the guzik tummy. Last one to spread their seed proceeds to lick it all off!

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DISCLAIMER* Soggy Goobic doesn’t always need 3 or more people!! Soggy Goobic is also a sex position when done with 2 men!
Hey guys would you like to play soggy goobic?

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Get over here I wanna give you a soggy goobic!
by the real Goobic April 13, 2024
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No soggy chips

Jeff Strauss says this in the south bay. jeff is the top g. Everyone hates it when you get soggy chips from lbj
No soggy chips guuuuysssss
by Iluvblackmen May 3, 2024
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Soggy Pussy

When a lady gets sexually aroused but nothing further happens. Female version of blue balls.
We were about to do it then I left, leaving her with a soggy pussy
by Buckingbronco May 12, 2024
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Soggy Kalyn

When a group of sports journalists compete to jizz on a ginger nut biscuit covered in white powder
Hey guys! who’s up for a game of Soggy Kalyn
by Spacedmunkee May 30, 2024
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soggy crisps

that guy called ben is like cheese and onion soggy crisps
by sexyladythatishot November 21, 2021
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Soggy Waffle

Using maple syrup instead of lube to prep your partner makes for an interesting and tasty session. Get on top of them and begin spreading the sticky syrup all across their body and just wait for the fun. You could even get creative by using a fork if that’s what you’re in to. Just be careful of how long you go for, or you’ll have created a soggy waffle- which is surprisingly preferable in some cases. Canadians are best with this technique and tend to use it 80% of the time for their intercourse. If you’re ever horny and looking for a midnight snack, the soggy waffle won’t fail you! Use whip cream to taste! ;)
“Bro, last night my girl gave me a soggy waffle! We went at it four times before it got too soggy for me!”
by JUSTBITCH November 21, 2021
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Soggy Moggy

When everyone stands around and ejaculates on a moggy
At the christmas party moggy got really drunk and all the boys gave him a soggy moggy
by Oystersandrissoles December 1, 2021
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