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Sloppy Seconds

The act of having sex twice in a short time span, often with a different partner.
Alice: Last night, after screwing Bob, I had sloppy seconds with Tom.

Mary: I had sloppy seconds with John less than an hour after we finished going at it.
by Origal May 9, 2009
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sloppy juice

Noun: A murderer who has left so many clues as to the perpetrator that they are easily caught.

Verb: The process of murdering someone in such a manner that you don't cover your tracks.
"That guy was so easy to convict, that was some sloppy juice"

Origins = OJ Simpson was known as 'The Juice'
by Kspraydad November 11, 2008
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sloppy sylvester

This happens when you're fucking a girl's ass with your fist, pull out and donkey punch her right in the face with the same hand you were fistfucking her ass with. The brown poopy streak you leave behind is the sloppy sylvester.
My wife pissed me off a couple weeks ago so I decided to give her the 'ol sloppy sylvester.
by good stufff February 24, 2009
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sloppy porridge

Sloppy porridge is what you get when you eat a sloppy hoe/ sloppy pussy out the morning after cumming In her. The "porridge" referrers to the thickened, semi dried jizz in her vagina which can sometimes become lumpy like porridge.
Bro I fully ate out shellys sloppy porridge, it was the best I've ever tasted

Sloppy porridge jizz
by kazza41 June 17, 2014
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Sloppy joe

Elseroad managed to skate past every major activity in the work center and still get an extra day off and now owes everyone a sloppy joe.
by JHLmao September 20, 2016
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Sloppy Guiseppe

The act of getting an Italian salami sausage, placing it in your girlfriend's vagina until she climaxes and then eating it. Sausage must be Italian for it to be a true Sloppy Guiseppe.
Dave: "How did your date go with Sally last night?"
Frank: "Awesome. She saw the Italian Salami in my fridge, so she said 'How about a Sloppy Guiseppe?'"
by Smiffo November 7, 2018
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Sloppy Tammy

A filthy whore-ish white girl who is lose in morals and ethics that's always open for business.
Tina is such Sloppy Tammy. She will get down for anybody even her own family.
by Asurasenkuu February 10, 2019
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