Fidelity Porn

Guys who are so into their investments portfolios that they have to wake up at looking at it....look at it couple times a day...and look at it right before they go to bed.

Babe, seriously, we're watching a movie and I know you're checking your Fidelity Porn again.

by oklahomandrea December 7, 2016

porn vrat

Not watching porn in order to please the Gods

arre Bhenchod, I have a porn vrat today, the final exams are coming around

by MCBCROCKS January 6, 2016

Soda Porn

The act of violently smashing two soda cans together and moaning loudly

Cunt 1: Hey did you hear about Jason’s soda porn addiction?
Cunt 2: WHAT NO JESSICA WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOUR BITCH ASS!....Tell me everything about it

by CockRocker69 December 18, 2017

Porn account

An account on a site, for instance on Reddit, made for looking at and commenting on porn.

Josh made an anonymous porn account in addition to his main so that his friends wouldn't see all of his filth.

by Violetgirl November 26, 2020

tennis porn

When you enjoy discussing tennis so much that a conversation about forehands, hardcourts, balls, and raquet head sweetspots makes you wanna fuck a tennis player preferably with red hair.

After the match, our tennis porn talk had us so excited, we threw down at his place in the Desert.

by Preeti Cohen April 2, 2017

Pixel Porn

Dream's fetish.

Pixel Porn.
Dream's fetish.

by Skelt April 9, 2017

Starbucks Porn

Simple as the name is, porn that involves a Starbucks kink. This type of porn is popular among basic bitches s it involves all their favourite Starbucks beverages.

Damn that was some kinky Starbucks Porn, she had a whole frappucino up her vag.

by WHatspoppinJimbo October 9, 2017