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Butt Naked 3

In Basketball, when a player is left wide open for a 3-point shot. This scenario can occur if a non-shooter is not being guarded beyond the 3-point line or if the defense has broken down and a shooter catches the extra pass for an open look.
All you have to do is be able to make a wide open, butt naked 3.
by randomguy557 August 16, 2023
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Naked Assiditis

When I cat licks their furry sweatpants off their rear end.
My cat suffers from naked assiditis.
by Nakeditis August 27, 2023
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Naked Assiditis

When an animal licks off their furry sweatpants leaving their rear end naked
My cat suffered from naked assiditis.
by Nakeditis August 27, 2023
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Eat off a naked body

Every friday in the year you get to eat food off of the naked body of your gf/bf or bfs body or sneaky links body
Him:Its friday so lets eat off a naked body
Her:Okay eat off mine
by Bunda Hunter September 25, 2023
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butt naked

Refers to having a plain old ramen noodle soup without anything else (excluding water).
Guy 1: ay man you see teddy over there man? sittin' on his ass eating that butt naked
Guy 2: (a new prisoner) a what?
Guy 1: young blood, a butt naked is when a guy eats ramen noodle without no scoop a cheeze or they corn chips
Guy 2: oh, i see it now! hes eating it like a piggie
by TheHeeHooMan November 10, 2020
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Naked and Knocked Up

When a woman or couple takes "barefoot and pregnant" to the next level (usually considered a fantasy fetish due to the high financial cost). In addition to doing all the tasks associated with being barefoot and pregnant (cooking, cleaning, keeping the house in good working order, providing and raising children for the man of the house, etc.), the woman will be naked any time she is at home, always providing for her husband's viewing pleasure and sexual gratification. She will also insist on always being pregnant and having as many children as possible (until she either reaches a certain age or her eggs dry out). If she isn't currently pregnant, she's trying to get that way.

Explanations for taking it that extra step include some combination of the following:
- One or both members of the couple is a nymphomaniac
- One or both members of the couple was raised with the breeder mindset
- They have a submissive/dominant relationship (woman/man, respectively)

The financial cost of engaging in a “naked and knocked up” relationship is that of raising a constantly growing family. Roughly every 10 months, you'd have another mouth to feed/body to clothe. Only certain professions by the breadwinner can support the high demands of such a lifestyle.
Guy 1: Your wife just had your 4th child and already wants another? Wow, she must love being barefoot and pregnant.
Guy 2: Yeah, she does. It’s too bad I don’t make enough money to keep her naked and knocked up.

Stan wrote erotica, mostly about women who wanted to be naked and knocked up, as a side gig. Ironically, his wife was anything but that, having only had 2 children, seven years apart.
by Prof K1792 November 22, 2020
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Naked pic day

by Gayhoilkg December 16, 2020
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