minge lard

An undesirable build up of grime in or around the vag. Usually down to poor hygiene or a yeast infection.

Mate 1: Becky wanted me to plate her but I couldn't ...

Mate 2: Why bruv?

Mate 1: Cos her backy pouch was smothered in Minge Lard mate...

by Cothers Munt April 8, 2021

Ming

God of the lower tier demons.

Ming, the god of all the lower demons, beware for your lives!

by PooCowy May 13, 2021

Minge

minge is another word for car

I have a green minge!

by agsishaaiajam May 19, 2021

Mings

A highly sophisticated group consisting of 4 members. 8 Grammies in and there still going strong.

Ayo you hear that new mings joint my nigga?
Yeah nigga! That shit slap

by Get played May 19, 2021

Minging

CC...like Quasimodo, only worse.

Cor, look at 'er...she's a real CC

by TOC June 11, 2004

The Ming Dynasty

It’s a sexual move where you get jerked off by your partner with chop sticks, blow your load on a sushi roll and then use said chop sticks to feed it to your partner

Bro I gave my girl The Ming Dynasty last night and she said it made the fish extra salty

by Ba_nanaman November 20, 2024

Minging

The act of doing ANYTHING so damn pleasurable that it brings immense satisfaction and enjoyment that you are unable to physically and emotionally contain it.

Ohhhhh I'm minging it I'm minging it ohhhhh

by leifuhswsdc July 7, 2025