Milf

Your mom

(Mom i’d like to fuck)

Dudebro : yo their mom’s a milf

Writer: yeah and im their stepdad

Ps. Tell ur mom she looks pretty tonight. I’ll pick her up at 8.

by Dilf&milfhunter May 27, 2022

milf

Mentally Ill Lion Face.
- Person who looks like an animal (aka Protein pony) and neglects his real life commitments to try to make it big on social media.

- Middle aged loser grasping at straws.

Who's that hiding in the bushes with a bottle of booze? It's Marg Haggley. That dude is a MILF.

by godzilla the cat May 29, 2022

MILF

MILF stands for Man I Love Fatima, and you use it when you want to express your love for a Fatima in your life.

Dude I just saw Fatima, MILF!

by kame ;3 April 3, 2022

MILF

Man I love frogs.

Jake: “Im a milf!”
Sam:” WTF DUDE?!”
Jake: “MAN I LOVE FROGS!”

by gurlalatagingisbad115 April 9, 2022

milf

chelsa

kaylies mom, chelsa is a fucking milf

by joesanchez April 19, 2022

Milf-ish

A fairly average middle aged women (mother) who isn’t particularly hot but definitely isn’t ugly. Often works jobs such as, hairdressers and bank clerk.

She’s pretty hot but not quite a milf, she’s milf-ish

by Kekepepe November 4, 2021

milf

Milf

milf: means what I want now.

me: dm if you are one.😎

by whoisalex? November 6, 2021