grass

touch it. now.

a green plant thingy eaten by animals for energy and food. also the bane of every hardcore gamer.

Dude 1: broo stop tryharding at this simple game
Dude 2: L + ratio + wrong + get a job + unfunny + you fell off + never liked you anyway + cope + ur allergic to gluten + don't care + cringe ur a kid + literally shut the fuck up + owned + ur a toddler + reverse double take back + u sleep in a different bedroom from your wife + get rekt + i said it better + u smell + copy + who asked + seethe + ur a coward + stay mad + yo mama
Dude 1: please for the love of god go touch grass now

by ProfessionalDumbass420 April 13, 2022

Touch Grass

A phrase you would say to somebody who has lost touch with reality

Person A: "Bro, look at this picture of Nick Wilde. I'd let him hit any day

Person B: "Touch grass man, god why are you like this."

by GreenPlad April 19, 2022

Grass

What is grass?

no but like actually what is grass

by signitiefucker69 February 16, 2022

Grass

The green stuff on the ground ; something people on Rule 34 have no idea exists

Look at that grass it’s beao

by UltraIsaiahEverything February 17, 2022

Grass

The green thing on the floor. Something that George’s have none of.

George has no grass and is wasting his life.

by The window guy February 18, 2022

grass

The green stuff you see outside but you wouldn't know, stop playing Minecraft...

Kai:Whats grass?
Jenny:Kai, go the fuck outside

by F0XMCEDU February 24, 2022

Grass

Grass is something you need to touch if you like gacha heat

Person:I love gacha heat! Me:...go touch some grass...

by Clov121212 March 2, 2022