Portia De Rossi

Australian born Actress/model who has had both hit movies and hit tv shows. She is infamously known for snogging her then-girlfriend Francesca Gregorini in an alleyway, before the pair were both 'out' as lesbians in Hollywood. She is also known for staying in shape by only eating standing up. She is now in a steady relationship with Ellen Degeneres and the pair intend to marry when gay marriage becomes legal in America.

"Yo, see dat chick over there?"
"Yeah"
"She's a total Portia De Rossi Man."
"Yeah?"
"Yup. She's such a hot rug-muncher."

by LezDazzle January 14, 2007

mount de sales

only at the mount....
-is your school haunted
-is you plumbing 150 years old
-do you use any excuse to leave class and roam the fourth floor
-do you know and believe that there is a "blue nun"
-do you constantly pick hair off your classmats sweaters
-are you/or half your class sleeping during mass
-confessions are a once a month nap time
-are boys scared to come on the premisis bcs of the one and only mr evans
-do you and your entire class share homework in the morning
-do you get off fortampons in the toilet
-do you have hott tan girls all year round

hott girls school in catonsville

by laur April 24, 2005

hijo de puta

1. Spanish translation for "son of a bitch"

Gringo: "Honey, I love Taco Bell, it brings out the latin lover in me. Watch this: Hey, Yo Quiero Taco Bell!
Gringa: "Oh, that's mucho sexy"
Cashier: (mumbling) "Hijo de Puta!"

by dominikandemon May 19, 2003

master-de-baiter

Someone who weighs the pros and cons before master-baiting.

Man I am a master-de-baiter. I knew if i got off then I would be ten minuets late for work... but the pros outweighed the cons.
.... I knew if I got off your mom would walk in... so I decided against it since she hasn't started her period since the last time she caught me.

by the Kool Kids Klub February 8, 2010

Fin de siècle

French for "end of the century."

Professors and scholars use this expression in English to sound intellectually superior.

Oscar Wilde is one of the most controversial figures of fin de siècle Great Britain.

by kait the great September 26, 2009

De-friend-zy

when one starts de-friending many Facebook friends all at once.

"Man, I was in such a de-friend-zy last night! I think might have deleted you!"
"What the fuck, man?"

by awkwardintention October 13, 2009

mocos de gorila

Gorilla Snot in English: an actual gel product straight from Mexico. Best quality of all time (like any true Mexican)
*Google it you disbelievers

Girl: Hey sexy, I like your hair. How do you keep it flawless like that?
-girl touches hair
Guy: Oh like this... mocos de gorila. gorilla snot
Girl: Ew! Ew! you sick bastard
Guy: Calm down thats the name of my gel product
Girl:Oh! What a relief.

*Guy aside: damn pendeja gets worser things jizz on her hands and doesn't complain

by alacran2121 November 24, 2009