clock jargon

When you ask someone for the time and are told "half past" or "quarter past".

Person 1: Excuse me... What time is it?
Person 2: Quarter past.
Person 1: That's clock jargon... Can you tell me what the exact time is please?

by Fairhart January 23, 2017

cloud,clock

Cloud, clock

cloud,clock

by cloud clock December 12, 2020

clock

Clocks have pointers called hands, but personally I think they should be called fingers instead.

clocks can tell time.
I like clocks.

by sushi & mars December 24, 2020

Clocked

This is when someone just got their shit rocked without even realizing it

damn she clocked his shit.

by anonymous October 18, 2021

French Alarm Clock

The Act of preforming oral sex on your partner, so as to wake them from sleeping

"the morning after we hooked up, Stacy gave me a French Alarm Clock."

by Alejandro Cabello September 5, 2021

Ghetto alarm clock

When you sleep through your alarms and your friends come over to wake you up by banging on your bedroom window.

"Austin's phone died last night, but the ghetto alarm clock woke him up."

by Nathan V. September 26, 2021

its 8 o clock in the mornin

You and your bois like this song but don't wanna admit it yall frkn jam to this shi at night bro we know

Bro that song was fkn fire whats it called. Shi bro its 8 o clock in the morning. Bro wtf whats the song. Bro idek man all I know is Its 8 o clock in the mornin

by Imadechinglito August 9, 2021