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by Cumgis Khan January 7, 2023
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rent a closet

rent a closet is slang for a self storage unit at a place that rents out storage units like the ones on the tv show storage wars as you see on the show people pay rent for their storage unit and if they stop paying rent the storage unit facility can have the contents of the storage unit auctioned off to recoup the lost revenue
john and his wife realized after they moved into their new house that they have too much stuff to put away so john’s wife suggested that they obtain a rent a closet to put their extra stuff
by Backstroke swimmer 24 January 7, 2023
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becoming less closeted

Someone who is 'becoming less closeted' exhibits certain behaviors.

Although such a person is still closeted (by definition) any individual who is subject to such behavior can be reassured that their associate or peer is in fact ‘becoming less closeted’.

The most apparent circumstance wherein an absolute lack of irrefutability persists by accord to what is within association to an individual's will to ‘become less closeted’ takes place when a person who is ‘becoming less closeted’ engages another individual with a private message on any social networking site and then proceeds to block the recipient.

This is a sure sign that the sender is ‘becoming less closeted’.

Note: If the final message before the act of ‘blocking’ contains a ‘laugh cry emoji’ then there ought to be no uncertainty that the transmitter is doing their very best and putting forth their very best effort within a pursuit to ‘become less closeted’.
Hey, guess what? Walter Mercado slipped into my DM’s and then blocked me immediately afterward.

It appears he is ‘becoming less closeted’. Good for him.

I think I’ll screenshot his activities and post them in the group we share along with a definition of what it means to ‘become less closeted’.
by Sir H.C. Notneb April 13, 2023
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Man's not fighting demons, he's fighting closet hangers.

Combines to the common saying of "being in the closet" meaning to be non-publicly queer and fighting demons.
Person 1:"I came out and my friend said: 'We all have those thoughts, we just gotta fight them'"

Person 2:"Man's not fighting demons, he's fighting closet hangers."
by KubaKaktus April 22, 2023
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Closet? You'll Love It!

the seventeenth episode of the sixth season of the American sitcom Modern Family, and the series' 137th episode overall.
Closet? You'll Love It! received mixed reviews from the critics with some of them praising Haley and Andy's storyline
by SPrice1980 May 14, 2023
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crystal closet

someone who says they're really straight (them being in the closet) but in reality, they're gayer than all rainbows combined, but they don't wanna admit it (hence the term crystal closet, because everyone except them can see through their closeted behavior. the trans equivalent for this would be "egg".)
x: have you seen z? they're so gay it's turning me homophobic, like come out already!
y: typical crystal closet behavior, they'll grow out of it (i hope)
z: IM NOT GAY ISTG
by Toh.gayest.show September 4, 2023
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Moldy closet

Beeen a long day, I gotta hit the shower and clean out the moldy closet!
by CircleJ September 26, 2023
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