under audit

Refusing to answer a question or share information in an attempt to hide self-incriminating info.

I can’t release my tax returns because I’m under audit.

by EmperorHasNoClothes September 27, 2020

legs under the table

An ancient italian phrase developed to confuse chinese adversaries in gastronomic battle, particularly when said by men to women.

CF: Lunch?

IM: What time were you guys thinking? Legs under the table?
CF: Huh?

by a18n October 10, 2020

Under flap

The crusty film that forms made of sweat that collects under a breast, usually a large breasted girl, or woman.. or anyone who has breasts large or saggy enough to cause and form pockets, if its large enough to hide items, its large enough to collect dirt sweat lint and small creatures. Liken it to swamp ass or belly button lint..

Dude, she flashed us and under flap fell out.

Much to his surprise and horror when he got done licking there, there was some under flap stuck in his teeth

by SLAA addict July 12, 2012

Under Bacon

slang for vagina

Guy 1: "Hey so how was your date guy 2?"

Guy 2: "Pretty boring until near the end of the movie when i got a big helping of under bacon"

Guy 1: "She put out on the first date?! You lucky bastard!"

by Tree Dolphin August 5, 2012

under the stars (band)

the best christian rock/hardcore band in waycross ga

under the stars (band)

by guitarguy93 January 2, 2012

hit each other under the chin

have sex

May be you and I can hit each other under the chin

by sexcroxc October 19, 2011

eat you under the table

When you ask your mate to go for a drink and challenge to drink him under his table but he can't make it but he says his Shee-la can join and she wants dinner and you challenge her to eat her under the table and she accepts the challenge. You lose a friend but you dine well

My mate Jimmy couldn't go for pints so me said "You was scared I was to drink you under the table" but he says you're a wanker me wife Shee-lah could beat you at that so he sends Shee-lah who wants a meal not pints and says "I bit ya you can't eat you under the table"

by jumbojim888 October 10, 2023