Pulling a Zelensky

To lure an enemy in by pretending to be a meek wimp and then beat the shit out of them.
— Sun Tzu, The Art of War

The Ottomans were pulling a Zelensky during the Gallipoli campaign, killing 300k British and French invaders.

Captain America spends his entire life pulling a Zelensky.

by scarlettfor January 7, 2025

Pulling a Sharan

When one girl rejects you but you're chilling because you got another one

Damn this girl totally ghosted me. Don't care.

Pulling a Sharan?

Yup

by s man_007 January 8, 2025

Foreskin pulling

When you and a woman are having intercourse and her vagina is so tight it pulls of your foreskin from your penis and you feed it to her as punishment

Owww babe my foreskin you know what whore eat it- foreskin pulling

by Gooneredgertoilet January 13, 2025

Pulling a Matt

A colloquial term referring to the act of aggressively or violently assaulting an acquaintance, associate, or individual within one's social circle for trivial or inconsequential reasons.

This behavior is typically characterized by a disproportionate response to minor provocations, often involving physical force or intimidation, and may reflect underlying emotional instability or a lack of impulse control. The term is frequently used informally to describe impulsive acts of aggression that are unjustifiable given the circumstances.

Example 1
"Yo bro, that motherfucker is Pulling a Matt!"
"What do you mean?"

"He's fuckin' choking my bro out!"

Example 2
"Hey man did you hear what John did to Seth?"
"Nah bro what?"
"He Pulled a Matt after losing in Uno."
"No shit, that dudes psycho."

by Big Wall-E January 13, 2025

pulling the isata

to cancel or withdraw a registration for an event, meeting, or other activity.

sorry guys, I am gonna last minute Isata this one

I am pulling the Isata as well and bail..

by kimef June 19, 2025

Pulling a kayden

To give full consent then try to fuck the person over later.

Kayden: Yea you can use your taser on my geek….

*15 mins pass*
Kayden: you owe me a new geek
(Pulling a kayden)

by Analfcker June 19, 2025

Pulling a couch

When BigDaddyCouch leaves a conversation without saying goodbye.

*someone leaves a group discord call without announcing their departure*

Wow, they’re pulling a Couch.

by AshBee91 June 22, 2025