National Fatso Encouragement Summer

Get a fat fuck to go outside, and they can't reject the offer.

"Have you heard of the National Fatso Encouragement Summer? I heard it only works on people with a BMI over 40!"

by rapsmusic August 13, 2024

national dumb bitch day

the day to celebrate the one dumb bitch that we all hate, on his/her/their special day

“hey stacy congrats!”
“for what!”
“it’s national dumb bitch day! we’re celebrating you!”

by katie.batie August 13, 2024

national dumb bitch day

a day to celebrate that one dumb bitch we all know and hate. a day to celebrate them!

“stacy we’re here to celebrate you!”
“why?”
“it’s national dumb bitch day!”

by katie.batie August 13, 2024

national chicken sandwich day

National chicken sandwich day is when you make yourself a chicken sandwich or order it from any place that has chicken sandwiches to celebrate the day august 14th

oh man..! it’s national chicken sandwich day! Let me order a chicken sandwich off of chick fil a

by CuteBlackGirl7 August 14, 2024

National Shauka Day

August 23rd

National Shauka Day

The day the prettiest princess alive was born

A:Hey did you know it's National Shauka Day today
B: oh damn I didn't know that's super cool

by Zisnumber1 August 15, 2024

national slam piece day

On August 15, bring the slut you’re fucking to your place of employment.

Are you bringing that bitch Cami to work on national slam piece day?

by HorseMeatCam August 15, 2024

National Beating your Son Day

National Beating your Son Day is August 15. This day is the day you tell little Brodigan to go get you a beer and break his Xbox for getting that terrible Modelo beer and not a real man’s beer

“I’m so excited for National Beating your Son Day!” -FishyLegend (Freak King)

by Crxfic August 15, 2024