The game Among Us made in 2018 is a curse from god to deteriorate the human brain in response to the evil of man. The mental illness known as "amogus lol" comes in 4 stages getting worse as it goes.
Stage #1 You play the game Among Us and aprricate the simple design of the characters. Along the way you learn the common language used such as Impostor, sus and the N-word.
Stage #2 You begin to see the resemblance to the crewmate characters in different things in your life such as fire alarms, trashcans and washing machines. You utter the term "amogus" whenever you see anything with an oval in the middle.
Stage #3 You see "amogus" everywhere you go from your fingertips to things with no resemblance to the crewmate whatsoever like the shape of Benjamin Franklin's hair on the $100 bill.
Stage #4 (Insanity) You live to despise amogus attacking everything you see as amogus such as your own family random doors and public figures. You are locked away in a mental hospital for the rest of your existance.
Stage #1 You play the game Among Us and aprricate the simple design of the characters. Along the way you learn the common language used such as Impostor, sus and the N-word.
Stage #2 You begin to see the resemblance to the crewmate characters in different things in your life such as fire alarms, trashcans and washing machines. You utter the term "amogus" whenever you see anything with an oval in the middle.
Stage #3 You see "amogus" everywhere you go from your fingertips to things with no resemblance to the crewmate whatsoever like the shape of Benjamin Franklin's hair on the $100 bill.
Stage #4 (Insanity) You live to despise amogus attacking everything you see as amogus such as your own family random doors and public figures. You are locked away in a mental hospital for the rest of your existance.
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One of the cruelest and diabolical examples of gaslighting a parent can delude their child into believing is a real “thing”. IT IS NOT.
The equivalent of committing a mortal sin in the realm of the baking world by replacing icing (which is a creation and gift from God) with pudding (which is the Devil’s toe jam mixed with under boob sweat)- and doubling down on that transgression by convincing young children that doing so is acceptable and a viable alternative.
A baking ‘hack’ used by moms who were too lazy to use the correct icing/ topping on baked goods, or moms who ate all of the frosting off of baked goods and replaced the good stuff with far inferior and ethically reprehensible pudding as a way to cover their gluttonous tracks.
The equivalent of committing a mortal sin in the realm of the baking world by replacing icing (which is a creation and gift from God) with pudding (which is the Devil’s toe jam mixed with under boob sweat)- and doubling down on that transgression by convincing young children that doing so is acceptable and a viable alternative.
A baking ‘hack’ used by moms who were too lazy to use the correct icing/ topping on baked goods, or moms who ate all of the frosting off of baked goods and replaced the good stuff with far inferior and ethically reprehensible pudding as a way to cover their gluttonous tracks.
Although brilliant in every other way, Kevin insisting that using pudding for frosting is acceptable is his way of protecting his inner gaslighted self.
No way Kevin actually believes that pudding instead of frosting is a real “thing”?!?
Using pudding instead of frosting has been scientifically proven to contribute to global warming, El Niño, and psychological dermatitis.
No way Kevin actually believes that pudding instead of frosting is a real “thing”?!?
Using pudding instead of frosting has been scientifically proven to contribute to global warming, El Niño, and psychological dermatitis.
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Don't you feel like breaking out
Or breaking us in two
You don't do the things that I do
You want to do things I can't do
Always something breaking us in two
You and I could never live alone
But don't you feel like breaking out
Just one day on your own
Why does what I'm saying hurt you
I didn't say that we were through
Always something breaking us in two
They say two hearts should beat as one for us
Don't you feel like breaking out
Or breaking us in two
You don't do the things that I do
You want to do things I can't do
Always something breaking us in two
You and I could never live alone
But don't you feel like breaking out
Just one day on your own
Why does what I'm saying hurt you
I didn't say that we were through
Always something breaking us in two
They say two hearts should beat as one for us
We'll fight it out to see it through
I say that won't be too much fun for us
Though it's oh so nice to get advice
It's oh so hard to do
Could we be much closer if we tried
We could stay at home and
Stare into each others eyes
Maybe we could last an hour
Maybe then we'd see right through
Always something breaking us in two
They say two hearts should beat as one for us
We'll fight it out to see it through
I say that won't be too much fun for us
Though it's oh so nice to get advice
It's oh so hard to do
Could we be much closer if we tried
We could stay at home and
Stare into each others eyes
Maybe we could last an hour
Maybe then we'd see right through
Always something breaking us in two
Always something breaking us in two
I say that won't be too much fun for us
Though it's oh so nice to get advice
It's oh so hard to do
Could we be much closer if we tried
We could stay at home and
Stare into each others eyes
Maybe we could last an hour
Maybe then we'd see right through
Always something breaking us in two
They say two hearts should beat as one for us
We'll fight it out to see it through
I say that won't be too much fun for us
Though it's oh so nice to get advice
It's oh so hard to do
Could we be much closer if we tried
We could stay at home and
Stare into each others eyes
Maybe we could last an hour
Maybe then we'd see right through
Always something breaking us in two
Always something breaking us in two
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