When a sasquatch performs a slow oral sexual act to a different species of any gender on any given body part and at any given place. For mere self gratification and or bragging rights.
by Suburban prison 4 lyfe February 25, 2024
Get the Slow dave mug.When I giant Sasquatch of a person is obvious to obvious come ons, flirting or other sexual advances. The individual is usually a calm and gentle giant but dumb as hell when it comes to flirting
by Dave Squatch February 25, 2024
Get the Slow Squatch mug.A deliberately lobbed social media post tossed right down the middle, inviting former teammates, casual acquaintances, and long-forgotten rivals to unload a barrage of compliments. Typically disguised as hesitation (e.g., “not sure I wanna but…”) despite the poster refreshing the comments like it’s a tie game in the 7th.
Andrew just threw a Validation Slow Pitch on Facebook, opened with ‘not sure I wanna but…’ and by midnight the comments section looked like a postgame award ceremony.
by Corey Daul February 3, 2026
Get the Validation Slow Pitch mug.The Slow-bro is the mentally deficient member of any peer group. There is always a slowest most undeveloped mind in any room, and this individual can be called the Slow-bro. Often obviously less hygienic and socially repulsive to some large extent, the slow-bro is often the brunt of jokes it will never fully understand. All families have a Skow-bro, most live at their parents house, paying no rent, unable to support themselves due to an inability/unwillingness to progress beyond childhood. Adult slow-bros will often be the recipients of charity from the family or peer group in an effort to elevate the slow-bro in status and motivations, but these efforts fail, the slow-bro is nothing but a drain on resources for all around them.
He still lives with his mom and she has to pay his cell bills, slow-bro has it too easy, its like she enables him to live in a universe where complete failure is acceptable.
by jimmylearnsnothing February 10, 2026
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