Parker

A very cool guy

Peter parker; spiderman

Parker is a peter

by Kitoru June 10, 2022

Parker

Nutter butter sugar plum squid won meatballer gf od yeonjun beomgyu ni-ki sunoo

Person: whos parker
boemgu: my gf

by therealnutterbutter27 June 11, 2022

Peter Parker money shot

When a man fakes his orgasm and spits all over a female's back like a spiderweb

When you're pushing rope you got to do the Peter Parker money shot and spit all over that bitches back

by beriemycockner@y June 25, 2022

Parker

He’s amazing and he’s everything you want in a guy but he will send you on a rollercoaster of emotions and in the end everything will work out:)

girl: Parkers so hot
girl2: that’s — bf
girl: dang

by luvCl0ver July 1, 2022

Parker NoseTalk

A tignish man who talks out his nose, very high pitched and scratchy

Did you just hear that high pitch scratchy noise, that’s just Parker NoseTalk

by Salty bastard August 11, 2022

tom parker

horrible man that financially abused elvis presley

ew gross its tom parker

by qazellee August 28, 2022

Parker paradox

The Parker paradox occurs whenever Parkster says something is bad. This automatically makes something good and vice versa. For example his liking to the shumper fits with the shoes proves this true.

‘Parker said his shoes are fire, that must be awful then due to the Parker Paradox’

by Jfernandes January 26, 2026