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Put wood in t' oil

A phrase used in parts of Yorkshire, mainly in South Yorkshire as a way to tell someone that they need to shut thier face
Bob: "blah blah blah, random bollocks"
Jim: "Put wood in t' oil will thy, you're getting on me wick"
by Proper Sheffield lad July 30, 2021
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Snake Oil

A game where a girl is in the middle and sucks every guy off by biting there d*** and sucking it
Oh man she’s so good at snake oil
by Bigsexy1387 August 13, 2021
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Oil goblin

Slang for Americans who are occupying places (ie the Middle East) in an attempt to gain resources like… oil. Lol.
Man 1: “I saw another plan fly in yesterday.”
Man 2: “Must have been more of those camouflaged oil goblins.”
by Daddy Oregano August 21, 2021
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Oil of O’vodka

A magical elixir of eternal youth that will keep you young for 40 years. Best drunken, not smeared
Ciara: What do you use to keep your youthful appearance ?

Neil: Oil of O’vodka
by NeilHeff September 3, 2022
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tongue oil

A "snake oil" product intended to enhance da health, longevity, and "slippery" status of da infamous two-pronged speaking-appendage of a habitually-less-than-truthful person.
Since tongue oil is intended for a forked food-manipulator like a snake has, perhaps this same extract-of-cobra elixir (or maybe it could be spelled "elicksir" in this case, since dat's one of da main purposes of da bodily organ on which said restorative lubricant is used) could also be applied to someone's "trouser snake" by his romantic partner, to preserve said organ's smooth/supple/spongy qualities and thus maintain a pleasant "mouth feel" for said main squeeze when administering a blowjob. One would hope dat said topical ointment possesses a pleasant-or-at-least-neutral flavor, since performing fellatio on a body-part to which you just applied a rejuvenating substance would literally be giving you a taste of your own medicine!
by QuacksO September 4, 2022
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Oil

"Ol Head but she still got that oil"
by NerdyRedBish April 26, 2022
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Olive Oil Cake

Not to be confused with Olive Cake. The best cake with the worst name.
How is the olive oil cake so good? Fire the marketing team who named this.
by IBeleiveinHarveyDent May 3, 2022
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