Mud Roach

The male version of a mud cricket. Wears designer jeans and fancy boots and drives a jacked up truck pretending to be a country cowboy. Fucks any mud cricket whore in sight with short shorts and boots on. Has never seen a farm or driven a tractor but thinks he's country because he listens to Jelly Roll and Sam Hunt.

Look at all them Mud Roaches and their lifted trucks tailgating at the Florida Georgia Line concert.

by Thew12 August 30, 2023

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Mud Soaking

The act of motionless anal insertion of a penis.

Hey babe we’ve been soaking for a while now. But I was wondering if we could try mud soaking? It’s my birthday after all.

by SURFISIS September 11, 2023

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Mud Flapped

Mud flapped. The female version of getting tea bagged in a video game after you get killed. The act of repeatedly squatting up and down on the head of the player you just killed.

After she killed me she mud flapped me to establish her dominance and let me know that I am trash.

by 4Fingersdeep September 17, 2023

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Stuck in the mud

When you are drunk and you’ve fucked up.

Karen; Who’s boat is this?
Jade: Oh you mean Mud Flaps. She’s ours. You’re a part owner. We bought it off Marketplace last night.
Karen: Oh fuck. You all got stuck in the mud last night!!

by Andos Hastos January 11, 2022

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Mud Bath

Your partner lays on their stomach and puts a funnel in their ass. You proceed to pour hot water in the funnel. Than dip your balls in the funnel, like you submerging in a hot tub. Your partner than sharts and farts to create the jacuzzi mud bath effect. You can do this with a sibling if you are from the south.

My sister was great at the spa, she gave me the special mud bath that was on the menu.

by Jacuzzi March 17, 2022

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