English?

When someone says some retarded stuff that don't make any sense.

Person : My his died.
Me : English?

by _Moonys February 18, 2023

The Big English

Verified artist on Spotify - lyrical rapper whose topics centre around England, intellectualism, himself, and the state of the world at large. Released 'His Debut' in September of 2020, quickly followed by diss track 'En Garde (Monkey See Monkey Do)' and then the album 'The Big Sequel', featuring the tracks 'We're Weird', 'For The Empire', 'I Am The English', and 'Ace In The Hole'. Performed live for an audience of 300 at the end of 2020 to great critical acclaim. Synonymous with the concepts of imperialism, egotism, and cleverness.

"Wow, The Big English has such wonderful enunciation while rapping at great speed!"

"I recently found this niche rapper on Spotify, The Big English, and I rather enjoyed His Debut."

by Lord of the Redcoats February 20, 2023

English Breakfast

When you wake up in the wee hours of the morning spark a cigarette, take a shit, piss & rub one out without cleaning either end, then hop back into bed with the Mrs.

Erica is disgusted I had an English Breakfast this morning

by Kugelblitz187 February 21, 2023

Full English

A sexual encounter that starts out quite civilized, but you wake up in the morning to find your duvet has been stolen.

He told me in his charming accent that he worked as an intern at the British Museum. How was I to know he’d end up giving me the Full English?

by Cheeerio December 24, 2023

English Muffin

A man with a hat and beard who inappropriately friendly with dogs that he meets in parks.

There is no requirement that they be English. Person or dog.

You see that English Muffin over there befriending our dog?

by ManWithHatAndBeard December 27, 2023

english patent

Londumb

farley: the english patent, it tastes good on a cracker!?!

by kennystr84 January 1, 2024

English

The act of combining letters of a language to make them sound and look like more than they are. Usually when you 'English' it ends in anger and universal collapse

I can't English today

by Yesdaddyyesyesyesyes January 4, 2024