national wasted my time day

Oct. 12th is the day to post people who wasted your time!

girl: hey it's national wasted my time day!

boy: oh let me go post my ex girlfriend!

by kankei October 11, 2022

Psychohazardous Waste

Twitter, Reddit, and TikTok. Symptoms include, but aren't limited to:
- Constant anger
- social deprivation
- schizophrenia
- low IQ
- lack of common sense
- excessive hair dye use
- degeneracy

Psychohazardous Waste user: *dogshit opinion*
Normal human: "ok and?"
PWU: *incoherent meltdown*

by LIGMAisNotaRealDisease December 22, 2021

Wyckoff wasted

Definition: When you wake up in someone else’s room butt ass naked after a gnarly night of boozin’.

Harrison: “dude I woke up in some guys room butt ass naked” Luke: “dude you got Wyckoff wasted”

by Hmendral August 7, 2021

chocolate wasted

When you say wasted in front of a girl, she will automatically respond chocolate wasted. Girls are just like this, nobody is really sure why.

Male Friend: Joe was so wasted last night.
Female Friend: Chocolate wasted.
Me: ....anyway, about Joe

by rev.swim September 11, 2021

soup wasted

When your adoptive mother dumps a bottle of Chardonnay into her homemade soup without telling you and pass out during a family dinner!

Look at Shanda over there, she passed out in her bowl! She must be soup wasted!

by Papford September 24, 2021

Soup wasted

When your adoptive mother dumps a bottle of Chardonnay into some homemade soup without telling you and the next thing you know, you are face down in your bowl.

Mom: How’s that soup Shanda?
Shanda: Mmmmph gurgle mph gurgle!
Mom: Damn, look at that, Shanda’s soup wasted!

by Papford September 29, 2021

Waste Yute

Filthy Dirty Bitch, Also Referring To A Person Who Is A Waste A Space And Time And Often Shouldn't Be Around, Deserves To Be Knocked Off

Tyrone : Nyea Eh Did You Hear That Bitch Christina's A Filthy Waste Yute

Jared : Yeah That Bitch Is A Waste Of Space, I Wish Someone Would Take Care Of Her

by RandyKnockOutBitch March 3, 2022